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thebookoflaura:

more emotional than the notebook

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like

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Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia

nymre:

wait upppp 

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

mufasaforeva:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

teamfreekickass:

DRUNK HISTORY IS THE BEST SHOW

THEY LITTERALLY INVITE HISTORIANS OVER AND GET THEM DRUNK AS FUCK. THEN THEY HAVE THEM TELL A STORY ABOUT HISTORY, AND HAVE ACTORS ACT IT OUT.

LIKE 

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No but no joke, this show is the fucking best thing ever to watch when you’re drunk or high with friends like we could not breathe the other night it was the best

I’ve never even heard of this!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you tumblr… Thank you

sagihairius:

sagihairius:

my favorite thing to do in club penguin is to hide under the pizza table and pretend to be a ghost

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the fucking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

DETAILS

roysyesterdayjam:

I did something this week. It may or may not have been influenced by my love of a certain company with an affinity for anthropomorphized rodents, water fowl and canines. It may or not have also been influenced by my dream of one day being one of their prince and/or princesses.

You can’t prove anything.

Also, the shirt is available now at the RT Store.

my meals in the summer

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

browningtons:

matteabittner:

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

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